Leslie Nielsen Quotes

Yes, it’s true, I’ve been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare.

There’s an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain’t looking.

There were 15 people in the village, including five of us. If my father arrested somebody in the winter, he’d have to wait until the thaw to turn him in.

The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you’re doing one thing. That is, you’re going to make the audience laugh.

The reason they call it ‘golf’ is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.

Shirley! Don’t cThe reason there’s a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address.