A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
Cricket is the greatest game that the wit of man has yet devised.- Sir Pelham Warner
Advertising is selling Twinkies to adults.- Donald R. Vance
The struggle of the male to learn to listen to and respect his own intuitive, inner prompt...- Herb Goldberg
Each generation of the church in each setting has the responsibility of communicating the ...- Francis Schaeffer
Each had defended his own country; the Germans Germany, the Frenchmen France; they had don...- Ernst Toller
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|Birth:||17th July, 1917|
|Death:||20th August, 2012|
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