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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
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Roseanne Barr (24)
Birth: | 3rd November, 1952 |
Nationality: | American |
Profession: | Actress, Comedian, Director, Producer, Writer |
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Roseanne Cherrie Barr is an American actress, comedienne, writer, television producer, director and 2012 presidential nominee of the California-based Peace and Freedom Party. Barr began her career in stand-up comedy at clubs before gaining fame for her role in the sitcom Roseanne.
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