Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.- Forrest Gump
In the end everything is a gag.- Charlie Chaplin
Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.- Marilyn Monroe
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.- L. Frank Baum
If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are.- Terry Pratchett
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|Birth:||3rd July, 1947|
|Profession:||Columnist, Humorist, Novelist, Writer|
David McAlister "Dave" Barry was born in Armonk, New York. He is a Pulitzer Prize-winning American columnist, novelist, humorist and writer, who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for The Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comedic novels. He began his journalism career in 1971, working as a general assignment reporter for the Daily Local News in West Chester, Pennsylvania, near his alma mater, Haverford College. He earned a Bachelor of Arts degree in English from Haverford College in 1969. Barry's first novel, Big Trouble, was published in 1999.
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