Tina Fey Quotes

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  Know what? Bitches get stuff done.

  Tina Fey

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  If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?

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  You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

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  Say yes, and you’ll figure it out afterward.

  Tina Fey

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• Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.

  Tina Fey

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• Yeah, it’s tough being smart and sexy, too. I have to say, I’m really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date. I promise you it’s true. My husband Jeff Richmond saw a diamond in the rough and took me in.

  Tina Fey

• Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just trying to make them like me. But after a while it became part of my identity.

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• Most of the time you’re too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, ‘I work at “Saturday Night Live,” and that is so cool.

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• Mary Tyler Moore was a working woman whose story lines were not always about dating and men. They were about work friendships and relationships, which is what I feel my adult life has mostly been about.

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• If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.

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• I’m more of a writer than an actor, and I used to say that I’m mostly an improviser, though I haven’t improvised in awhile.

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• I’m married, you know. I love my husband and I have a child.

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• I work, and then whenever I have any other time, I’m with my daughter, and then I go to sleep. I think you basically have to abandon the dreams of having any other adult activities in your life. You have to go to sleep whenever your child goes to sleep. That’s basically how we’re doing it.

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• I was the editor of the school newspaper and in drama club and choir, so I was not a popular girl in the traditional sense, but I think I was known for being relatively scathing.

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• I was a very confident little kid.

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• I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, ‘I’ll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.’

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• I think for women especially, you need to have a plan. I need to have some other ways to generate income, so I don’t have to stretch my face or lift the top of my head with surgery or something.

  Tina Fey

• I still want Oprah to play my best friend. I want to spend time with Oprah.

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• I like to write about women, not so much about the way they relate to men, but about the way they relate to each other.

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• I have to say, I’m really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date.

  Tina Fey

Tina Fey (26)

Birth:	18th May, 1970
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actress, Comedian, Musician, Producer, Writer

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