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• I’d rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn’t happen to know of a rental car place.

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• I can’t sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I’m shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

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• I look like Walt Disney just threw up.

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• I’m Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I’m also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.

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• Back off or the lizard gets it!

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• If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can’t, you see, I’m just a Caucasian.

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• The first rule to living in America is ‘Stop tap dancing, you fool!’.

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• That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy.

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• If I were as much of a man as my woman, I’d be my wife.

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• If I were like your mother, I would be a woman.

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• If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

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• If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.

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• The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue.

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• Never interrupt me when I’m eating a banana.

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• What do I do when we’re not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess

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• When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I’m damn gouda.

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• You know, I’ve got a confession to make myself. I’m not really a priest, I’ve just got my shirt on backwards.

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• I’m going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they’ll be ripe.

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• Never trust sheep.

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Ryan Stiles (19)

Birth:	22nd April, 1959
Nationality:	American, Canadian
Profession:	Actor, Comedian, Director

About

Ryan Lee Stiles is an American-born Canadian actor, comedian, director, and voice actor whose work is often associated with improvisational comedy. He is best known for his improv and co-production work on the American and British versions of Whose Line Is It Anyway? and the role of Lewis Kiniski on The Drew Carey Show.

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• 1957 - Nick Hornby
• 1964 - Maynard James Keenan
• 1945 - Nadia McCaffrey
• 1985 - Rooney Mara
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• 1835 - William Henry Ireland
• 1988 - Louise Nevelson
• 1884 - Thomas Gold Appleton
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