Rory Bremner Quotes

• I remember driving home one evening while they were reviewing the papers on the radio. One of the articles was about me separating from my wife. It’s a weird thing to listen to a news report about the break-up of your marriage.

  Rory Bremner

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Home, Evening

• I had an Edinburgh, middle-class childhood and a public school education.

  Rory Bremner

  Topics in Education

  Tags in Public

• British politics is more nuanced. Part of the problem with New Labour is that they are a moving target.

  Rory Bremner

  Topics in Politics

  Tags in Moving

• My first public impression was my French teacher, Derek Swift.

  Rory Bremner

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Public, Impression

• I’m much more used to the TV shows, which are demanding to write and perform but very fulfilling.

  Rory Bremner

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Used, Shows

• But let’s be clear. We’re talking about a country where there’s no opposition. As leader he can ignore Parliament and – sorry that’s Tony Blair isn’t it? Um, so he doesn’t even have to ask the country before he goes to war – sorry that’s still Tony Blair.

  Rory Bremner

  Topics in Country

  Tags in Ignore

• If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.

  Rory Bremner

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Nothing, Through

• I’m supposed to be the director of a television company, but I’ve only ever seen that company as a vehicle for making the kind of programmes we wanted to make, getting our ideas on the screen.

  Rory Bremner

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Kind, Wanted

• In a more intellectually rigorous age, I wouldn’t be talked about as a satirist at all. I would just be a topical comedian.

  Rory Bremner

  Topics in Age

  Tags in Comedian

• I’ve no idea what they make of me. People usually don’t recognise themselves in an impression.

  Rory Bremner

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Idea, Impression

• It is a weird thing, because most people tend to get more conservative as they get older, but I find myself going the opposite way. I am sure that by the end I will be selling Marxist pamphlets on the Holloway Road.

  Rory Bremner

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Myself, Find

• I am just fascinated by this reassurance from a menacing figure. It is rather frightening.

  Rory Bremner

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Fascinated

• People may say that what I do is very clever, but it’s not really at all. It’s not Swift.

  Rory Bremner

  Topics in Clever

  Tags in Swift

• Now I’m instantly nervous about the demands of doing a weekly column.

  Rory Bremner

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Nervous, Weekly

• So to recap: we may or may not be going to war with Iraq because Saddam may or may not have weapons of mass destruction, which he may or may not use, or pass to other terrorists groups with whom he may or may not have links.

  Rory Bremner

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in War, Pass

• When you consider what Tony Blair was saying about liberty, human rights and that sort of thing, it would be terribly revolutionary to sell the speeches he and Jack Straw made in 1994.

  Rory Bremner

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Human, Made

• Politics now is rather like going into Starbucks for a coffee.

  Rory Bremner

  Topics in Politics

• Or the Department of Education and another ministry were worried about duplication of effort, so what did they do? They set up two committees to look into duplication and neither knew what the other was up to. It really is a world beyond parody.

  Rory Bremner

  Topics in Education

• We are rather in the position that used to exist at the BBC, where you feel that you can pick up the phone to people who are experts in their field and they will be very favourably disposed to you and share their knowledge.

  Rory Bremner

  Topics in Knowledge

• When I was growing up, there were just the three channels, so as a nation we all sat down to the same meal at the end of the day. Now there’s been this explosion.

  Rory Bremner

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Growing Up

Rory Bremner (20)

Birth:	6th April, 1961
Nationality:	Scottish
Profession:	Comedian, Playwriter

About

Roderick "Rory" Keith Ogilvy Bremner is a Scottish impressionist, playwright and comedian, noted for his work in political satire and impressions of prominent British politicians.

Related Authors

• Goodman Ace
• Wayne Brady
• David Spade
• Millicent Martin
• Danny Bonaduce
• Paul Rodriguez
• Amunhotep El Bey
• Tony Brown
• Tommy Chong
• Peter Baynham

Advertisement

Today's Anniversary - 25th April

Births

• 1976 - Tim Duncan
• 1940 - Al Pacino
• 1900 - Wolfgang Pauli
• 1946 - Vladimir Zhirinovsky
• 1930 - Paul Mazursky

Deaths

• 1990 - Dexter Gordon
• 1595 - Torquato Tasso
• 1800 - William Cowper
• 1840 - Simeon Poisson
• 2010 - Alan Sillitoe