Ron Dee White Quotes

• I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.

  Ron Dee White

  Topics in Ability, Humor

  Tags in Silent

• Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!

  Ron Dee White

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Diamonds, Minute

• I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.

  Ron Dee White

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Live, Star

• Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Anything, Anybody

• I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.

  Ron Dee White

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Ever, Comedian

• But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.

  Ron Dee White

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Better, Ever

• I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

  Ron Dee White

  Topics in Funny

  Tags in Believe

• I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.

  Ron Dee White

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Last, Actually

• Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.

  Ron Dee White

  Topics in Death

  Tags in Trying

• I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.

  Ron Dee White

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Long, Look

• I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.

  Ron Dee White

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Bad, Small

• I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.

  Ron Dee White

  Topics in Wisdom

• My goal is just to become a better comedian.

  Ron Dee White

  Topics in Goal

  Tags in Better

• There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.

  Ron Dee White

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Times, Run

• The next time you have a thought… let it go.

  Ron Dee White

  Topics in Funny

  Tags in Thought

• The hardest that I’ve laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed ’til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.
  Ron White

  Ron Dee White

  Topics in America

  Tags in Thought

• There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.

  Ron Dee White

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Real, Everything

• People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.

  Ron Dee White

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in True

• You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.

  Ron Dee White

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Jokes

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  You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.

   

  Ron Dee White

  Topics in Truth

Ron Dee White (21)

Birth:	18th December, 1956
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actor, Comedian

About

Ronald "Ron" White is an American stand up comedian and actor who has had two Grammy Award-nominations, and whose DVD "They call me Tater Salad" shipped over a million copies.

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