Ricky Gervais Quotes

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  It’s a strange myth that atheists have nothing to live for. It’s the opposite. We have nothing to die for. We have everything to live for.

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  A Christian telling an Atheist he is going to Hell is about as scary as a small child telling an adult they won’t get any presents from Santa.

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  The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

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  It’s almost as if The Bible was written by racist, s*xist, homophobic, violent, s*xually frustrated men, instead of a loving God. Weird.

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  Dear intelligent people of the world, don’t get shampoo in your eyes. It really stings. There. Done. Now f**king stop torturing animals.

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• If David Brent is the best thing that I ever come up with, then so be it. What are you supposed to do—time the best thing you do for just before you die?

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• Fact is stranger than fiction. You see people walking down the street that would never be allowed on television. You have to tone it down.

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• If you work for Nasa or the Cosa Nostra, I bet it’s all the same. Why’s his chair bigger than my chair? I’ve been an assassin longer than him and he gets to sit nearest the water cooler.

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  Opinions don’t affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you’re rational.

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  Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right.

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• Honor is a gift a man gives himself. You can be as good as anyone that ever lived. If you can read, you can learn everything that anyone ever learned. But you’ve got to want it.

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• People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they’re very rarely the same.

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• There’s no difference between fame and infamy now. There’s a new school of professional famous people that don’t do anything. They don’t create anything.

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• Pol Pot – he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they’re that clever, take them off when they see him coming!

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• Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I’ll shut up and go away.

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• I am not a wolf in sheep’s clothing, I’m a wolf in wolf’s clothing.

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• The grass isn’t always greener on the other side!

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• Why by a book when you can join a library.

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• You should make something. You should bring something into the world that wasn’t in the world before. It doesn’t matter what it is. It doesn’t matter if it’s a table or a film or gardening-everyone should create. You should do something, then sit back and say, ‘I did that.’

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• Where there’s a will – there’s a relative!

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Ricky Gervais (20)

Birth:	25th June, 1961
Nationality:	British
Profession:	Actor, Comedian, Director, Musician, Producer, Writer

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Ricky Dene Gervais is an English comedian, actor, director, producer, musician, writer, and former radio presenter. Gervais achieved mainstream fame with his television series The Office and the subsequent series Extras, both of which he co-wrote and co-directed with Stephen Merchant.

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