Paul O'Grady Quotes

• I go in the butchers and there’s not a lot of meat I can eat these days, with having all the animals.

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• Every week I have a disaster in my kitchen. The fire alarm goes off repeatedly. But it doesn’t stop me being adventurous.

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• I was a really picky eater as a child. Because I was obsessed by Popeye, my mum and aunts would put my food in a can to represent spinach and we’d hum the Popeye tune and then I’d happily eat it.

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• I don’t live with people, that’s why my relationships last. I’m not romantic. Even when I was a teenager if somebody asked if they could hold my hand I’d say, – no, it’s not heavy, I can hold it myself, thank you’.

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• My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I’d rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney’s barber shop.

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• I enjoyed school – although I ran away on the first day. I’d reminded the teacher that it was nearly time for ‘Watch With Mother’ on TV.

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• Comedy, your funny bone, is formed in childhood.

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• I am quite happy to take a cut. You’ve got to, if you want to work and continue working.

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• Channel 4 are a great bunch of people to work with and the crew are lovely. Working at ITV was like being in the court of Caligula.

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• If I wanted your opinion, I’d slap it outta ya.

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• I love looking after animals. I find it very enjoyable.

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• Times are hard and friends are few.

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• It’s become normal for me to walk on set as Popeye, Frankenstein or an Elf or even a chicken.

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• I don’t want to sound like Catherine Cookson but I’ve worked since I was eight, with a paper round and in a fruit and veg shop. Taking a pay cut won’t demotivate me, not at all. It’s not about money in the first place. It’s about the job.

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• The worst drivers are women in people carriers, men in white vans and anyone in a baseball cap. That’s just about everyone.

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• I dress up as a middle-aged prostitute and do a game show.

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Paul O'Grady (16)

Birth:	14th June, 1955
Nationality:	British
Profession:	Actor, Disc Jockey, Writer

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