Ozzy Osbourne Quotes

When you’re young, you’re stupid. You do silly things.

What is this? It’s music to get a brain seizure by.

To be a liar, you’ve got to have a great memory, and I don’t have a memory.

They say military have the so-called ‘secret intelligence’ – this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I’ve never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.

Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.

L.A.’s not a good place to grow old.

I’m dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I’ve got something like a hereditary tremor.

I’m about caring, I’m about people, and I’m about entertaining people. I’m a family man. A husband. A father. I’ve been a lot of other things over the years, which we don’t really want to talk about.

I’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off… and the nightmare continues.

I’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.

I wish I didn’t have to perform ‘Iron Man’ every night.

 

I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.

I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.

I have a saying. ‘Never judge a book by its cover’. I say that because I don’t even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.

I have a genuine love affair with my audience. When I’m on stage they’re not privileged to see me. It’s a privilege for me to see them.

I couldn’t be a royal. It’s like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.

I can’t do anything in moderation.

All that stuff about heavy metal and hard rock, I don’t subscribe to any of that. It’s all just music. I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the Eighties, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the Nineties. Who’s to say what is and isn’t a certain type of music?

You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don’t bite off more than you can chew. It’s a dangerous world.