Oliver Reed Quotes

If the money’s right, I’ll do a film.

I’m really a pacifist.

I’m only drinking white wine because I’m on a diet and I don’t eat.

I’m not as thrilled with myself as I used to be.

I’m not a villain, I’ve never hurt anyone. I’m just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

I wouldn’t like to see a chick of mine taking her clothes off and kissing a fellow on screen. And my girls must get very hurt when they see me doing it.

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn’t necessarily believe in.

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.

I like the effect drink has on me.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

I have made many serious statements – I just can’t remember any of them. I guess they mustn’t have been very important.

I don’t like doing most things unless I can do them quite well.

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.

I do not live in the world of sobriety.

I believe my woman shouldn’t work outside the home.

I also use women as a sex object; maybe I’m kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.

Even though people say Richard Harris and I have been having a great feud, it’s not true.

But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.

Awe and respect are two different things.

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.