Kelly Ripa Quotes

When you have an entire amphitheatre of people laughing that way, it makes you feel so funny and it frees you to go further than you probably would.

When I’m at work, I’m remembering what I forgot to do for the kids, and when I’m with the kids, I’m remembering what I forgot to do at work.

There’s no such thing as an uber-mom.

Sleeping is not something I do a lot of.

Please get on an airplane or a horse, because it’s pretty spectacular.

My parents were like June and Ward Cleaver; there was nothing dysfunctional about them.

In some ways, her life is so much worse that everybody else’s, people feel almost cheered up and inspired. They feel like, ‘If Hayley hasn’t killed herself, why should I?’

If you’re a waiter and you’re waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day.

If there’s cheesecake in the house, I’ll have some.

If I’m exhausted and I just don’t feel like it, then I don’t do it. I am a human being, after all. But I also know I’m the kind of person who, if I take one day off, well, it’s very easy for me to take the next day off and then quit exercising.

If I feel any sort of emotional upheaval, I go for a jog and I feel better.

I’m usually done with work around 11am, so I have time before I pick the kids up from school.

I’m not a prettier everywoman. I am an everywoman that they clean up awfully well for T.V.

I’m like any working mom.

I’ll quit tanning when the satchel handle grows out of my back.

I’d rather not have a moment when I’m known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.

I work out with a trainer, Anna Kaiser, three days a week.

I work out every day. It’s part of my life. That’s one of the benefits of having kids in school full-time.

I try to make my heart beat out of my chest, hard-core, once a day for at least a half hour. I think that’s very important.

I think children are like pancakes. You sort of ruin the first one, and you get better at it the second time around.