Kate O'Brien Quotes

My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church, they feed them to the Jews.

It’s filled with… baking soda. Because it really smells.

If somebody on this team actually gets to first base, I’ll stand there naked.

A laugh is a terrible weapon.

If it bends, it’s funny; if it breaks, it’s not funny.

I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings.

Hmmm… I never get the answer I think I’m going to get.

A laugh is a terrible weapon.