Julian Peter McDonald Clary Quotes

• Rodents can come across as being quite vacant in the personality stakes.

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• Just because someone’s dead doesn’t mean it’s over. My grandfather died more than 25 years ago, but I still think of him a lot and smell his smell.

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• It’s almost a way of life. I know what makes me laugh.

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• It’s a wise thing to hold back.

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• It was all about wanting to get revenge. Pathetic, really, but it still is the motivation.

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• If I’ve been here a long time, I think: I must go to London and speak to someone or see a bus.

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• I’ve found a more personal, pagan kind of religion to satisfy the spiritual side of things.

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• I’m not sure how aware of the rest of the world I am. I live a rather sheltered existence.

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• I’m currently in an interesting correspondence with a nun about forgiveness.

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• I was lightweight – that was the whole point of me.

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• I thought they were staring at me because I was gay. But it was because I was on the telly.

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• I thought a dignified thing to do would be to live in the country by the time I’m 50 and write books.

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• I think Australians like a bit of vulgarity.

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• I live in a kind of gay bubble. I live in a gay house, I drive a gay car. I eat gay food.

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• I knew that this was what I wanted to talk about on stage. There was no point being coy about it, or pretending that I wasn’t gay. That was the substance of my whole act. If you took that away, there would be nothing left.

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• I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke.

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• I didn’t think of myself as a tart, but I wouldn’t argue with anyone who did.

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• I am full of gratitude for my life – and for this house.

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• However light-hearted you try to be about it, the loss of youth, and everything that goes with it, is quite a trauma.

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• A lot of gay men have a lot of s*x. That’s what we do. But I’ve stopped all that-the revolving door into my bedroom. Promiscuity. That was of its day, really.

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Julian Peter McDonald Clary (20)

Birth:	25th May, 1959
Nationality:	British
Profession:	Comedian, Novelist

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