Joseph Lane Kirkland Quotes

My pappy told me never to bet my bladder against a brewery or get into an argument with people who buy ink by the barrel.

We must be part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulance drivers at the bitter end.

To hear the Japanese plead for free trade is like hearing the word love on the lips of a harlot.

The usefulness of a meeting rises with the square of the number of people present.

Don’t believe that winning is really everything. It’s more important to stand for something. If you don’t stand for something, what do you win?