Drew Carey Quotes

• Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

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• You know that look women get when they want s*x? Me neither.

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• When the show’s in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.

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• When I play poker, I don’t like losing the pot.

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• When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it’s a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

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• What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

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• We’ll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

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• Vegas is everything that’s right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They’ve effectively legalized everything there.

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• There’s no way I can justify my salary level, but I’m learning to live with it.

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• The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.

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• That’s the great thing about having your friends around you. I’ve known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn’t ask for a better work environment.

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• Some people don’t like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

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• People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren’t doing better than they are.

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• Nothing’s funny about someone who’s successful.

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• Nevada’s one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.

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• Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

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• Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.

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• I’m not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don’t think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated.

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• I’m competitive at everything.

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• I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.

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Drew Carey (29)

Birth:	23rd May, 1958
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actor, Comedian, Game Show Host, Photographer

About

Drew Allison Carey was born in Cleveland, Ohio, USA. He is an American comedian, actor, photographer, and game show host. He serving as host of the U.S. version of the improv comedy show Whose Line Is It Anyway?, both of which aired on ABC. He has appeared in several films, television series, music videos, a made-for-television film, and a computer game. He has hosted the television game show The Price Is Right since 2007. He can sometimes be seen on the sidelines of U.S. National Team soccer games as a press photographer.

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