Drew Carey Quotes

When the show’s in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.

When I play poker, I don’t like losing the pot.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it’s a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

We’ll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

Vegas is everything that’s right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They’ve effectively legalized everything there.

There’s no way I can justify my salary level, but I’m learning to live with it.

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.

That’s the great thing about having your friends around you. I’ve known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn’t ask for a better work environment.

Some people don’t like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren’t doing better than they are.

Nothing’s funny about someone who’s successful.

Nevada’s one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.

I’m not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don’t think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated.

I’m competitive at everything.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.