Craig Bruce Quotes

• 1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

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• Anything on paper is obsolete!

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• Don’t trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

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• Even IBM can’t stand in the way of progress… for more than a decade.

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• From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.

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• Don’t judge a book by its thickness either.

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• Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn’t bother fighting it.

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• Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!

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• I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. ‘Please don’t take away our precious Soviet Union! – We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!’

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• I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

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• If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.

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• In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

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• If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

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• It’s a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.

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• It’s easy to idealize someone that you don’t know.

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• It’s funny how most activists are pacifists.

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• It’s funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists’ goals.

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• Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

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• Live every day as if it is your last, and you’ll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be.

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• My to-do list is so long that it doesn’t have an end; it has an event horizon.

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Craig Bruce (50)

Nationality:	Canadian
Profession:	Businessman, Computer Scientist

About

Craig Bruce is a Canadian Senior Software Developer at CubeWerx Inc., a small software company in Gatineau, Québec. He is also a partner in the company. He received Ph.D. in Computer Science from the University of Waterloo in 1998.

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