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• It’s wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

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• Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.

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• I can be most colorful and inventive when I am angry.

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• You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don’t.

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• We know there’s going to be nothing but pain, but we go back again and again.

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• Sometimes this high-tech world calls for low-tech solutions.

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• Angels are just pretty insects.

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• If you’re going to learn, you need to forget what you know.

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• Action based on hope just felt better than the paralysis of certainty.

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• Earth was totally unprepared for an enemy made of meat.

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• You don’t hurry a thinker, and you don’t talk to him when he’s thinking. It’s just inconsiderate.

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• Privacy is a wonderful thing. Like love, privacy is most manifest in its absence.

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• If you are going to learn, you need to forget what you know.

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• It’s easier to keep a secret if people think you’re crazy.

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• Hope is bulletproof, truth just hard to hit.

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• Hope is merely another face of desire.

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• Life is an irritation.

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• Anger is the spirits telling you that you are alive.

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• Unless you can change the past, you’re wasting the present on this guilt.

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• How could you deal with a creature as devious as woman.

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Christopher Moore (36)

Birth:	1957
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Novelist

About

Christopher Moore is an American writer of comic fantasy. He grew up in Mansfield, Ohio, and attended Ohio State University and Brooks Institute of Photography in Santa Barbara, California.

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