Andy Milonakis Quotes

• Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

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• There’s not a lot of music videos that are totally, totally disturbing.

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• There’s little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk.

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• There’s a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.

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• MF Doom is like so out-of-the-box and just crazy.

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• I’ve been a hip hop head forever. So when it turned out that we were gonna start getting celebrity guests for every show, I wanted rap guys from the get-go.

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• I’m on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it’s as if it doesn’t even exist.

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• I’m going to write a whole pilot and see if anyone’s interested, and if not then I’ll just live out the tortured life instead of showing it on TV.

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• I’m going to do a lot of weird stuff that’s not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old. I showed everybody that side of me and I think it’s time to do different stuff, even when it comes down to the type of humor. I want to do some drier, weirder stuff.

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• I’m a really huge fan of papaya juice.

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• I’m a huge fan of Big L. He is my favorite rapper.

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• I’d think of a topic and just rant on it and transfer it to the computer, upload it. It’s such a quick thing. You post it on your website and after an hour, 10 people write comments.

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• I was a huge Internet junkie.

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• I want to put some effort into a bunch of different types of videos. I don’t think I’m gonna do ‘Man On The Street’ messing with people, I don’t think I’m gonna do over-the-top wacky comedy.

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• I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material.

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• I had sadness for breakfast.

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• I don’t want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.

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• I don’t know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.

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• As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who’s kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing.

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Andy Milonakis (19)

Birth:	30th January, 1976
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actor, Comedian, Rapper, Screenwriter

About

Andy Milonakis is an American actor, writer, rapper, and comedian. He is best known for creating and starring in The Andy Milonakis Show on MTV and MTV2. In 2013, he began a recurring role as Roman Armond on the Comedy Central sketch show Kroll Show. Milonakis first started rapping on YouTube; his first song was called "The Andy Milonakis Rap". He is currently in Three Loco, a group with rap artists Dirt Nasty and Riff Raff.

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