Amy Sedaris Quotes

• Don’t leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

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  Tags in Relationships, Women

• Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

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  Topics in Humor

• People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

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  Topics in Health

  Tags in Diet, People, Food

• You know when you watch old movies, it’s always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.

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• Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair of shoes, and then I wear those shoes the next time I do your show.

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• Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it’s this new arts channel, it’s really great.

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• They just expected it to you know… Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of liked the way it was more of a cult thing and those that liked it, liked it, you know what I mean?

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• My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

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• My kitchen’s pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it’s eye level – it’s true! – and my phone, so I can reach it when I fall, it’s right there.

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• My characters always like themselves.

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• More men than women like ‘Strangers With Candy’. Pretty girls don’t like the show. They don’t like to see an ugly lady.

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• It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren’t really that high.

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• I’m not ambitious.

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• I’m not a first-place person.

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• I’m gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color – it’s an old lady color.

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• I’d rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That’s perfect for me.

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• I swear I want to be a food model.

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• I stayed in New York City for the first time, I’d always wanted to do that.

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• I really don’t like going out. I don’t like restaurants because I don’t like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I’ve always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing.

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• I live in the moment.

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Amy Sedaris (33)

Birth:	29th March, 1961
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actress, Author, Comedian

About

Amy Louise Sedaris was born in Endicott, New York, and grew up in Raleigh, North Carolina, with her siblings, Lisa, David, Gretchen, Tiffany, and Paul. She is an American actress, author, and comedian. She is known for playing the character Jerri Blank in the Comedy Central television series Strangers with Candy. Sedaris regularly collaborates with her older brother, humorist and author David Sedaris.

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