I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
The greatest part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances.- Martha Washington
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.- John Barrymore
He must be very ignorant for he answers every question he is asked.- Francois Marie Arouet
We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look f...- Francois Marie Arouet
To the living we owe respect, but to the dead we owe only the truth.- Francois Marie Arouet
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|Birth:||1st December, 1935|
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