To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
Dark Jar Tin Zoo Quotes
If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
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Dark Jar Tin Zoo is like other men. He drinks from the top down, he puts his pants on one arm at a time, and he makes love in the upright position with his seatbelt securely fastened. Dark Jar Tin Zoo is flexible. He won’t mind if you rearrange his schedule or rearrange his furniture, but don’t you dare rearrange the letters of his name. Because if you do, you just might end up with Jarod Ora Kintz.
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