Ogden Nash Quotes

I eat my peas with honey; I’ve done it all my life. They do taste kinda funny, but it keeps ’emon the knife.

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

It is a fact that a lady wants to be dressed exactly like everybody else but she gets pretty upset if she sees anybody else dressed exactly like her.

All winter long, I am one for whom the bell is tolling; I can arouse no interest in basketball, Indoor fly casting or bowling; The sports pages are strictly no soap! And until the cry Play Ball! I simply mope.

He tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick, And helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

One thing that literature would be greatly the better for Would be a more restricted employment by authors of simile and metaphor.