Ogden Nash Quotes

I eat my peas with honey; I’ve done it all my life. They do taste kinda funny, but it keeps ’emon the knife.

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

My verse represents a handle I can grasp in order not to yield to the centrifugal forces which are trying to throw me off the world.

It is a fact that a lady wants to be dressed exactly like everybody else but she gets pretty upset if she sees anybody else dressed exactly like her.

All winter long, I am one for whom the bell is tolling; I can arouse no interest in basketball, Indoor fly casting or bowling; The sports pages are strictly no soap! And until the cry Play Ball! I simply mope.

He tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick, And helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.