Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.
David Sedaris Quotes
It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.
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| Birth: | 26th December, 1956 |
| Nationality: | American |
| Profession: | Author, Comedian, Humorist |
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David Raymond Sedaris is an American humorist, comedian, author and radio contributor nominated for a Grammy Award.
Sedaris has been described as 'the rock star of writers'. He was publicly recognized in 1992 when National Public Radio broadcast his essay "SantaLand Diaries".
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