I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty.
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And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.
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