I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty.
And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.
Tried living in the real world instead of a shell, but I was bored before I even began.- Morrissey
When choosing the lesser of two evils, always remember, it is still an evil.- Max Lerner
It is possible for the human spirit to win after all.- Jack Kerouac
Of all the idiots I have met in my life, and the Lord knows they have not been few or litt...- Karen Blixen
There is nothing stable in the world; uproar's your only music.- John Keats
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