Tom Lehrer Quotes

We’ll all go together when we go, Every Hottentot and every Eskimo, When the air becomes uranious, We’ll all go simultaneous, Yes, we’ll all go together when we go.

In one word he told me the secret of success in mathematics: Plagiarize…only be sure always to call it please ‘research’.

You can’t be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than s*x.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.