Mark McKinney Quotes

What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!

Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He’s the most talented one anyway.

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.