Mark McKinney Quotes

You don’t go dancing in the day. You don’t go golfing in the night.

What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!

Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He’s the most talented one anyway.

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.