Louie Anderson Quotes

We were on welfare when we were kids. Thanks for reminding me of that.

We all think we’re going to get out of debt.

Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that.

I’ve been in Vegas. That’s where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That’s the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit.

I’m a 7 o’clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I’ll never forget the look on the young boy’s face. He was devastated.