Andy Milonakis Quotes

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

There’s little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk.

There’s a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.

MF Doom is like so out-of-the-box and just crazy.

I’ve been a hip hop head forever. So when it turned out that we were gonna start getting celebrity guests for every show, I wanted rap guys from the get-go.

I’m on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it’s as if it doesn’t even exist.