Melissa Rivers Quotes

The interviews have been a little tough due to the fact that we’re interviewing dogs. We see a lot of contestants licking themselves, but we’re used to that from covering the Grammys.

The Emmys are flat-out fun.

It’s the most prestigious dog show in the country. We love dogs, and we’re having a blast out here.

God wanted me to bend over, he’d have put diamonds on the floor.

But you know, everyone forgets that she’s very different in real life to how she is on stage, and it’s been great having her living here. Although I do think that she should maybe rent the house next door.