Merrill Markoe Quotes

Some people know that they are so adorable looking, all they have to do is smile and dress up and they get plenty from that. Then there are some of us who, early on, see that that doesn’t work. So we joke about it.

No one would argue against the fact that L.A. leads the country in opportunities for being hip and pretentious.

It’s just like magic. When you live by yourself, all of your annoying habits are gone.

I think people figure out early in their lives what currency they can work in.

Conversely, beware the man who does nothing but ask you questions about yourself and offers no information about himself. Not only is he keeping you at bay, he is probably not listening to your answers.

Beware the old man in young guy’s clothes. If he’s over 35 and comes to pick you up looking as though he’s headed for a skateboarding competition while you are dressed to go to a nice restaurant, this is not a good sign.