Moon Zappa Quotes

Your own experience keeps taking you towards something. My book adds the hope that it’s a better something.

We had two rules growing up in my house: If you’re going to take a shower, do it with whomever you’re dating so you don’t waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody’s going to want one.

The idea of licking stamps seemed great fun for me.

Not many people know what their parents sound like having s*x. It was noisy.

My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn’t realise I was going to get educated.

My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long sleeves.