Mark Russell Quotes

You’ve got the brain-washed, that’s the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that’s the Republicans!

You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you’re in trouble.

You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he’ll be booed. I don’t care if he’s the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game.

We’re just moving along as quick as possible.

The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.