Kevin Nealon Quotes

Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled.

The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don’t even mention the product until the very end. You don’t really know what the commercial is all about. They’re kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that’s why I think they’re so entertaining.

If you want a transcript of tonight’s program, get a pen and write down everything I said.

If people can’t deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

I’m Kevin Nealon, and that’s news to me.

Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It’s more about Larry’s weaknesses.