What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.- Forrest Gump
In the end everything is a gag.- Charlie Chaplin
Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.- Marilyn Monroe
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.- L. Frank Baum
If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are.- Terry Pratchett
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|Birth:||14th August, 1945|
|Profession:||Actor, Author, Comedian, Musician, Playwriter, Producer|
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