Once I tried to kill myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism.- Jess C. Scott
May a man live well-, and long-enough, to leave many joyful widows behind him.- Roman Payne
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.- Erma Bombeck
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly sati...- Oscar Wilde
Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you. When you think everything's okay and eve...- Alanis Morissette
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|Birth:||6th December, 1955|
|Profession:||Actor, Comedian, Writer|
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