I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought...- Jarod Kintz
To maximize love, I try to emulate an omelet. And I’m not just saying that to sound roma- Jarod Kintz
If all women revealed their age, men would have nothing to hide from each other.- Bauvard
When exactly did every housewife in America become a whore?- Chuck Klosterman
Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?- Henry Ward Beecher
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|Birth:||1st December, 1935|
|Profession:||Actor, Author, Comedian, Director, Musician, Screenwriter|
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