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• I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Topics in Humor, Truth

  Tags in Wife

• Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.

  David Ogilvy

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Like, Wife

• What no wife of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he’s staring out of the window.

  Burton Rascoe

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Wife, Ever, Understand

• My wife is the dancer, but I certainly know how to sing.

  David Hasselhoff

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Wife

• My wife could turn to me and she may say, ‘Why do you love me?’ And I can with all honesty look her in the eye and say, ‘Because our pheromones matched our olfactory receptors.

  Robin Ince

  Topics in Honesty, Love

  Tags in Wife

• We got off the Clash of the Titans tour and I said that my wife and I were working on having a baby and sure enough we found out that she was pregnant. So I told them nine months in advance that I wasn’t going to tour in September so I could witness the birth of my first son.

  Dave Lombardo

  Topics in Work

  Tags in Wife

• When I met my wife, my whole life changed on a dime, really quickly and for the better.

  Seal

  Topics in Life

  Tags in Wife, Better

• I’m extremely lucky in that my wife is the chief scheduler.

  Seal

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Wife, Lucky, Chief

• I always used to say to my wife, the thing that I loved most about us is that we are a team, we are impenetrable in that respect.

  Seal

  Topics in Respect

  Tags in Wife, Team

• I’m greedy, and I have a house to pay for and a wife. She has a job of her own, but I bleed her dry. She’s on her third shift right now.

  Dana Snyder

  Topics in Job

  Tags in Wife

• I think I hit the bottom when my wife left me while I was on the road.

  Brian Welch

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Wife

• I haven’t been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible.

  David Boreanaz

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Wife

• My wife asked me once if I weren’t a comedian what I would do. I couldn’t answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.

  Dave Chappelle

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Wife

• We can’t thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I’d find some way to get her to let me head to New York.

  Darius Rucker

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Wife

• The outbreak of the war found my wife and me in Switzerland, where we were taking a cure.

  Fritz Kreisler

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Found, Taking, Wife

• I don’t want to argue with my wife about her car – or my driving.

  Dale Earnhardt

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Wife

• My wife and I have spent half our lives, half our adult lives, trying to save special parts of California.

  Pete McCloskey

  Topics in Life

  Tags in Wife, Live

• As part of my relationship with my wife and my daughter, and we share everything and talk about everything.

  Boris Kodjoe

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Wife, Talk

• You can be very independent, but admit to wanting somebody close to you and that’s what me and my wife have. We don’t need each other but we want to be with each other and I think it’s important to educate the kids with that.

  Boris Kodjoe

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Wife, Important

• The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories the father tells. The father is an amazing storyteller and one of the tales that he tells is how he met his wife.

  Danny DeVito

  Topics in Father

  Tags in Wife