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Today's Anniversary - 20th May

Births

• 1952 - Dan Benishek
• 1825 - Antoinette Brown Blackwell
• 1977 - Matt Czuchry
• 1806 - John Stuart Mill
• 1913 - William Reddington Hewlett

Deaths

• 1986 - Helen B. Taussig
• 1930 - Henry Flagler
• 1975 - Barbara Hepworth
• 1864 - John Clare
• 2008 - Dakin Williams

• You couldn’t get hold of the things you’d done and turn them right again. Such a power might be given to the gods, but it was not given to women and men, and that was probably a good thing. Had it been otherwise, people would probably die of old age still trying to rewrite their teens.

  Stephen King

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• At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement.Funny

  Benjamin Franklin

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• It is a man’s own fault, it is from want of use, if his mind grow torpid in old age.

  Samuel Johnson

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• Old age is not a disease – it is strength and survivorship, triumph over all kinds of vicissitudes and disappointments, trials and illnesses.

  Maggie Kuhn

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• The golden age is before us, not behind us.

  Sallust

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• Responsibility for learning belongs to the student, regardless of age.

  Robert Martin

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• I have always felt that a woman has the right to treat the subject of her age with ambiguity until, perhaps, she passes into the realm of over ninety. Then it is better she be candid with herself and with the world.

  Carl Sandburg

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• From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.

  Sophie Tucker

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• Each of the professions means a prejudice. The necessity for a career forces every one to take sides. We live in the age of the overworked, and the under-educated; the age in which people are so industrious that they become absolutely stupid.

  Oscar Wilde

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• In our daily lives problems are bound to arise. The biggest problems in our lives are the ones that we inevitably have to face, like old age, illness, and death. Trying to avoid our problems or simply not thinking about them may provide temporary rel.

  Dalai Lama

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• Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them the other hidden.

  Jonathan Petit Senn

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• Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace to the community.

  Brigham Young

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• Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.

  Joe Gores

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• Perhaps middle-age is, or should be, a period of shedding shells; the shell of ambition, the shell of material accumulations and possessions, the shell of the ego.

  Anne Morrow Lindbergh

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• Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.

  Helen Hayes

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• One should never make one’s debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one’s old age.

  Oscar Wilde

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• Consider what you have in the smallest chosen library: a company of the wisest and wittiest men that could be picked out of all civil countries in a thousand years…. The thought which they did not uncover to their bosom friend is here written out in transparent words to us, the strangers of another age.

  Ralph Waldo Emerson

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• Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life.

  Nicolas Chamfort

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• For age is opportunity no less than youth itself, though in another dress, and as the evening twilight fades away, the sky is filled with stars, invisible by day.

  Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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• Age, like distance, lends a double charm.

  Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

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