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• In your standard-issue family – of which few remain, but on which our expectations are still based – there are parents and there are children. The way you know which are which, aside from certain size and age differences and despite any behavior similarities, is that the parents are the bossy ones.

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• Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.Funnyv

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• I knew my mother had it in for me from a young age. My bath toys were an electric toaster and hair-dryer.

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• Age should not have its face lifted, but it should rather teach the world to admire wrinkles as the etchings of experience and the firm line of character.

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• Age has extremely little to do with anything that matters. The difference between one age and other is, as a rule, enormously exaggerated.

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• People told me I shouldn’t take everything too seriously, and I didn’t listen. Now I wish I had, because I tormented myself over every little thing. What’s bad is when you get to age 19, you’re looking back thinking, I wish I could be young again an.

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• The stone age was marked by man’s clever use of crude tools; the information age, to date, has been marked by man’s crude use of clever tools.

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• The stone age was marked by man’s clever use of crude tools; the information age, to date, has been marked by man’s crude use of clever tools.

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• From time to time, life as a leader can look hopeless. To help you, consider a man who lived through this: Failed in business at age 31. Defeated for the legislature at 32. Again failed in business at 34. Sweetheart died at 35. Had a nervous breakdown at 36. Defeated in election at 38. Defeated for Congress at 43. Defeated for Congress at 46. Defeated for Congress at 48. Defeated for Senate at 55. Defeated for Vice President at 56. Defeated for Senate at 58. Elected President at age 60. This man was Abraham Lincoln.

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• It seems that fears are all based on these things: illusion and future thinking, with a side order of ‘What if.’ ‘What if that truck turns suddenly into our lane’ ‘What if I’m all alone at age 80?’ What if? What if? What if? Yes, fears must be respec.

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• It’s sad for a girl to reach the age Where men consider her charmless, But it’s worse for a man to attain the age Where the girls consider him harmless.

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• Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the ‘information age’ we are entering.

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• Now the peak of summer’s past, the sky is overcast And the love we swore would last for an age seems deceit.

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• Books that have become classics – books that have had their day and now get more praise than perusal – always remind me of retired colonels and majors and captains who, having reached the age limit, find themselves retired on half pay.

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• The author looms above his page and thinks it strange that at his age he cannot find the proper words to describe his only world. One would think that in a life where no two snowflakes are alike, one would have the perfect rhyme for each and every bi.

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• If you’re not beguiling by age 12, forget it.

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• Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow frequently and to puff.

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• When Thomas Paine showed Benjamin Franklin the manuscript of The Age of Reason, Franklin advised him not to publish it, saying, ”The world is bad enough with the Bible; what would it be without it?”

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• This is the first convention of the space age – where a candidate can promise the moon and mean it.

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• A diplomat is a man who remembers a lady’s birthday but forgets her age.

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