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• Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.

  Jarod Kintz

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• I believe in evolution in the sense that a short-tempered man is the successor of a crybaby.

  Criss Jami

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• Everybody just lets the media do their thinking for them… that’s why you’ll never hear any reggae on the radio!

  Daniel Clowes

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• Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don’t laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.

  Criss Jami

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• Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out!

  Rick Riordan

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• The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content.

  Jarod Kintz

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• Being sociable is a skill you can learn. It’s like throwing a spiral, riding a bicycle, or murdering your clone’s lover, who also happens to be your girlfriend.

  Jarod Kintz

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• Sadly, however, the sight of her generous D cups no longer sparked an ounce of interest from Little Sam, the man in charge of social activities.

  Sarah Mayberry

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• As long as you are wearing a hat made out of shingles, you’ll always have a roof over your head.

  Jarod Kintz

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• What’s said in silence is best viewed in darkness. I learned that while reading a bowl of Alphabet Soup.

  Jarod Kintz

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• Ladies pick funny things to be proud of.

  Harper Lee

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• I can do this, I lied to myself feebly. No one was going to bite me.

  Stephenie Meyer

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• I often arrive at quite sensible ideas and judgements, on the spur of the moment. It is when I stop to think that I become foolish.

  Jerome K. Jerome

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• Taking pleasure in the happiness of others – if only our age was so decadent.

  Benson Bruno

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• I threw a lit match into a puddle of slime and shouted, “It’s alive!” Evolution is my greatest creation.

  Bauvard

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• There’s not a lot of food on the moon. Not unless you’re into cannibalism.

  Jarod Kintz

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• The past is the past. I believe that people can change, under the right conditions.

  Jarod Kintz

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• I would strongly suggest that you fall in love, and I would use a lot of eye contact, soft words and light touching to give that advice.

  Bauvard

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• Money is seen as a great evil. But I’ve never seen a pile of cash stab someone.

  Jarod Kintz

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• To attain wisdom, sum up the childlike wonder of foolishness. Then the gullible will become judicious.

  Bauvard

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