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Today's Anniversary - 19th June

Births

• 1950 - Ann Wilson
• 1972 - Robin Tunney
• 1975 - Hugh Dancy
• 1834 - Charles Spurgeon
• 1988 - Sarah Kay

Deaths

• 1878 - Charles Hodge
• 1811 - Samuel Chase
• 1956 - Thomas John Watson, Sr.
• 1953 - Ethel Rosenberg
• 1984 - Lee Krasner

• My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism.

  Jess C. Scott

  Topics in Friendship, Funny, Humor, Life, Love, Wisdom

  Tags in Music, Humour, Books, Relationships

• May a man live well-, and long-enough, to leave many joyful widows behind him.

  Roman Payne

  Topics in Funny

  Tags in Humour, Women

• A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.

  Erma Bombeck

  Topics in Friendship, Funny

• As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

  Oscar Wilde

  Topics in Funny, Mother

  Tags in Mom, Woman, Women
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  Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you. When you think everything’s okay and everything’s going right. And life has a funny way of helping you out when. You think everything’s gone wrong and everything blows up. In your face.

  Alanis Morissette

  Topics in Funny, Life

  Tags in Helping, Wrong

• Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

  Marian Keyes

  Topics in Funny, Love

  Tags in Relationship, Humour, Relationships, Women

• Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.

  Henny Youngman

  Topics in Funny, Love

  Tags in Tenderness, Affection, Houses, Men And Women, Meaning, Relationships, Women

• How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes…dies.

  George Carlin

  Topics in Funny, God, Humor

• It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.

  Jarod Kintz

  Topics in Funny, Humor

  Tags in Women

• Why had his mother gone to the trouble of bringing him into the world if the most exciting moment in his life was having been made lame by a bayonet?

  Félix J. Palma

  Topics in Funny

  Tags in War

• I believe in evolution in the sense that a short-tempered man is the successor of a crybaby.

  Criss Jami

  Topics in Funny

  Tags in Science
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  The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which mean never losing your enthusiasm.

  Aldous Huxley

  Topics in Age, Funny, Genius

  Tags in Spirit, Losing

• When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance.

  Jarod Kintz

  Topics in Friendship, Funny, Humor

  Tags in Women

• I can’t imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons they had out.

  Jim Benton

  Topics in Funny

  Tags in Science

• What’s said in silence is best viewed in darkness. I learned that while reading a bowl of Alphabet Soup.

  Jarod Kintz

  Topics in Funny

  Tags in Reading

• We are the children of a technological age. We have found streamlined ways of doing much of our routine work. Printing is no longer the only way of reproducing books. Reading them, however, has not changed…

  Lawrence Clark Powell

  Topics in Age, Funny

  Tags in Books, Reading

• When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn’t realize he meant our nation.

  Al Franken

  Topics in Funny, Politics

  Tags in Comedian

• Look into your heart and ask yourself, what would you die for?” “I don’t know. There’s really no reason for it, with modern science as advanced as it is.

  Bauvard

  Topics in Death, Funny

  Tags in Science

• I know this is war, but the rest of us are trying to pretend it’s a party.

  Kristin Cashore

  Topics in Funny

  Tags in War

• I’m back… and you knew I was coming. On my way here I passed a cinema with the sign ‘The Mummy Returns’.

  Margaret Thatcher

  Topics in Age, Funny, Politics