Don Herold Quotes

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

There’s one thing about baldness, it’s neat.

There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I’d have fewer imaginary ones.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

Don’t ever slam a door, you might want to go back.