Craig Ferguson Quotes

Craig Ferguson (59)

Birth:	17th May, 1962
Nationality:	American, British, Scottish
Profession:	Author, Comedian, Novelist, Screenwriter, Talk Show Host

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• After all this time I found that the novel is in fact punk rock.

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• They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing and riding bikes. I suddenly felt a long way from the best a man could get and I thought it would be nice to get from there to the best.

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• I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: ‘Wait a minute – if I can stop doing this, what are the possibilities?’ And slowly it dawned on me that it was maybe worth the risk.

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• I am reasonably happy. I didn’t find Jesus or anything like that. Part of it is that I just feel that I could go home. I did not feel like that for a long time, but I could go back now.

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• When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we’d get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him.

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• When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don’t stop, I’m going to die.

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• A friend of mine that I was in a band with started me on Kafka, which in turn led to Camus and Sartre.

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• I proved to my own satisfaction that I am madder than I think.

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• I realized women and humor were linked very closely.

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• I think sometimes that people think brave means not being afraid, which of course it doesn’t mean that at all. It means that you’re afraid, but you move past that and do it anyway, do what you think is right.

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• For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful – the politicians, the Trumps, the blowhards – going after them. We shouldn’t be attacking the vulnerable.

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• I just do my thing and try each show to be more honest about why I am and who I am. It’s quite tricky and actually nerve-racking to do that. It’s kind of a happy train wreck.

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• I’ve been running my whole life. Running into bars, running around the world. But when you have a child, you can’t run. That was a revelation.

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• It’s like, it’s kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, that’s my show. It’s a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it.

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• I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It’s 12:30 at night, you don’t want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.

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• HD doesn’t mean anything to me. It’s a technical thing. It’s like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

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• My pilot’s license. I’m proud of that.

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• A lot of people come to L.A. looking for something. What I came here for, I realize now, is to be okay with myself.

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• I said that the only way I could have a band that would work in the format of my show is if the band were crap. So if I have a band they’d have to really suck.

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• Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me.

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