Bobby Heenan Quotes

• A friend in need is a pest.

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  Tags in Friend, Need

• Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

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  Tags in Thought, State

• I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me.

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  Tags in Believe, Legend

• I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.

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  Tags in Popular

• Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.

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  Tags in Called

• I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.

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  Tags in Cheating

• If you’re poor and you do something stupid, you’re nuts. If you’re rich and do something stupid, you’re eccentric.

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  Tags in Poor

• Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

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  Tags in Limits

• North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

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  Tags in State

• There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.

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  Tags in Good, Better

• The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

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  Tags in Whether

• It’s a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

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  Tags in Perfect, Eat

• There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like… Country and Western.

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  Topics in Country

  Tags in Music

• You can win, it’ll just cost you some money.

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  Topics in Money

  Tags in Win

• You’d have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.

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  Tags in Good, Voice

• There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

  Bobby Heenan

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  Tags in Stories

• The Iraq war was fought by one-half of one percent of us. And unless we were part of that small group or had a relative who was, we went about our lives as usual most of the time: no draft, no new taxes, no changes. Not so for the small group who fought the war and their families.

  Bobby Heenan

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  Tags in War, Iraq

• North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

  Bobby Heenan

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Hand, Left, Milk

Bobby Heenan (18)

Birth:	1st November, 1944
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Wrestler

About

Bobby Heenan was born in Chicago. He is an American former professional wrestling manager, wrestler and color commentator, best known for his time with the American Wrestling Association, the World Wrestling Federation and World Championship Wrestling. He was known for his skill in drawing heel heat for himself and his wrestlers, and for his on-screen repartee with Gorilla Monsoon as a color commentator. World Wrestling Entertainment described Heenan as "one of sports-entertainment's best loved legends". Heenan was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2004 by Blackjack Lanza.

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