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|Birth:||13th August, 1930|
|Death:||18th June, 2007|
"Bernard John Manning was an English comedian and nightclub owner. He was born and brought up in Manchester in North West England. Manning told irreverent jokes about people from all walks of life, but his act was best known for material involving ethnic stereotypes and minority groups. This led to frequent criticism that his act was racist, which he always discounted, saying: "I tell jokes. You never take a joke seriously."
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