Andy Richter Quotes

Well, I refer to ‘Celebrity Jeopardy ‘ as the short-bus ‘Jeopardy,’ because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming stores in New York.

We’ve been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping, but I’m sorry, sitting on top of a mountain, that’s just, you’re trying to show off or something. That’s ridiculous.

There are naked people in boots on a mountain top firing guns.

The people on ‘Quintuplets’ were great, but I wasn’t a producer on that show, and it wasn’t exactly my taste.

The desire to do different things was the main motivator that made me leave late night because I’d been there seven years.

Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she’s real funny, but lately it’s all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain’t funny. No giggles there.

No, I don’t know any Emily Dickinson poems!

It’s funny, because ‘Arrested Development’ is tied to Andy Richter in a few different ways. For me personally, after I did Andy Richter, one of the next things I did was a show called ‘Quintuplets’ for a season for Fox, and this was while ‘Arrested Development’ was on. I used to go over and hang out on their set.

It’s a very nice thing to have a baby.

If you start to just aim for what the audience wants to hear, you’re already hamstrung because you don’t have any freedom.

I’ve always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.

I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them.

I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were automatically disqualified from prom, so of course I have to look at it that way.

I mean, I’ll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I’m kind of a prude.

I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.

But I don’t read a lot of fiction. I prefer the nonfiction stuff.

Because homecoming came first, and there was the homecoming court. The five guys on homecoming court were disqualified from being in the prom court. So being prom king was being sixth most popular.